Dachshunds and Knitting.

Happy Halloween!

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:25:49 -0700

Happy Halloween!

If you don’t want to watch all 8 minutes (and trust me,...

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:51:23 -0700

If you don’t want to watch all 8 minutes (and trust me, you should), start around the 4:00 mark. You’re welcome.

All we need now is a Shake Shack.

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:30:17 -0700

All we need now is a Shake Shack.

Dear Byrnes, Im sorry I missed your cheese plate. Even the remnants looked impressive. Love, Lomo

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:43:03 -0700

Dear Byrnes, Im sorry I missed your cheese plate. Even the remnants looked impressive. Love, Lomo

I can't believe this is finally happening.

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 16:06:06 -0700

I can't believe this is finally happening.

Spike Jonze and Max Records, from the NY Times Magazine....

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:47:08 -0700

Spike Jonze and Max Records, from the NY Times Magazine. Gorgeous.

Eric at the Minnesota State Fair.

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:23:29 -0700

Eric at the Minnesota State Fair. :

I can’t believe I actually get to say this:

I was going to post this video earlier today, but Perez Hilton beat me to it.

The Rest of Lynn Jenkins' Apology

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:40:22 -0700

The Rest of Lynn Jenkins' Apology:

My friend Andy is hilarious. And brilliant. You should read his blog.

stokan:

Something I wrote for Huffington Post that Im actually pretty happy with. I thought this day would never come.

Lauren Vingtdeux

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:24:30 -0700

After watching this week’s episode of Hard Knocks with the Bengals, I’ve decided that I don’t care what anyone says, I love Ochocinco. He buys $11 fake diamond earrings at Clare’s! He kicks! He punts! Maybe I’ll be able to do whatever the fuck I want if I change my last name to a number.

Under ‘infuriating’ in my own personal dictionary,...

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:51:06 -0700

Under ‘infuriating’ in my own personal dictionary, you’ll find this picture. Ed Hardy, stick to your douchey tshirts and bedazzling, please. Leave the grapes alone.

RIP, Pretzel Morelli (she’s the one with the greying snoot...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:13:17 -0700

RIP, Pretzel Morelli (she’s the one with the greying snoot on my lap). She was eleven years old and the first Morelli dachshund. I’ll miss her waddle.

One more thought for the day.

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 15:55:16 -0700

Yesterday a friend of mine was having a heck of a time finding a case for his new Kindle, and I thought: Geez, that’s the worst white person problem I’ve ever heard.

My Least Favorite Question Ever

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:25:11 -0700

Hey, do you remember me?

It’s now my official goal in life to have a cooler wedding...

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 12:23:17 -0700

It’s now my official goal in life to have a cooler wedding than these people. Wow.

Honestly, Mary Louise. You are my hero.

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:47:45 -0700

Honestly, Mary Louise. You are my hero.

Man I love our dog. basilone: this is what it looks like when...

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:11:26 -0700

Man I love our dog.

basilone:

this is what it looks like when duncan tries to escape from beneath the covers of a made bed. silly dog.

"There can be optimism in the increments, the bits, the chapters; but I haven’t seen him in..."

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:32:33 -0700

“There can be optimism in the increments, the bits, the chapters; but I haven’t seen him in twelve years and he has to tell me the whole story, straight from the beginning, and it’s the whole story that’s just so sad.”

- Lorrie Moore, ”Dance in America”

Chief Justice Roberts not a fan of MJ. What a Douche.

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 12:21:00 -0700

Chief Justice Roberts not a fan of MJ. What a Douche.:

This is my favorite quote from his letters: “I hate to sound like one of Mr. Jackson’s records, constantly repeating the same refrain, but I recommend that we not approve this letter.”

I couldn’t have said it better. stokan: Michael Jackson...

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:47:20 -0700

I couldn’t have said it better.

stokan:

Michael Jackson - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

My favorite crazy Michael Jackson fact: this song was the 6th single off of Thriller. That means Michael and his people felt this was only the 6th best song off the album.

Theres a eulogy for you.

What’s that, Facebook? You’re saying I can have any...

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:42:36 -0700

What’s that, Facebook? You’re saying I can have any one of these terrifically impersonal screennames?! You mean 18 other people already tried to get lmorelli? I feel so special. Thank you for the suggestion.