Oct
30
Happy Halloween!
Dachshunds and Knitting.
A mediocre attempt at things.
Oct
8
If you don’t want to watch all 8 minutes (and trust me, you should), start around the 4:00 mark. You’re welcome.
Sep
26
All we need now is a Shake Shack.
Sep
11
Dear Byrnes, Im sorry I missed your cheese plate. Even the remnants looked impressive. Love, Lomo
Spike Jonze and Max Records, from the NY Times Magazine. Gorgeous.
Sep
1
Eric at the Minnesota State Fair.
I can’t believe I actually get to say this:
I was going to post this video earlier today, but Perez Hilton beat me to it.
Aug
31
The Rest of Lynn Jenkins' Apology
My friend Andy is hilarious. And brilliant. You should read his blog.
Something I wrote for Huffington Post that Im actually pretty happy with. I thought this day would never come.
Aug
28
Lauren Vingtdeux
After watching this week’s episode of Hard Knocks with the Bengals, I’ve decided that I don’t care what anyone says, I love Ochocinco. He buys $11 fake diamond earrings at Clare’s! He kicks! He punts! Maybe I’ll be able to do whatever the fuck I want if I change my last name to a number.
Aug
20
Under ‘infuriating’ in my own personal dictionary, you’ll find this picture. Ed Hardy, stick to your douchey tshirts and bedazzling, please. Leave the grapes alone.
